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Kids Never Forget

Enter the SPRING10 Promo Code and save 10% off your tour (Mon-Thurs)

Kids Never Forget
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Asheville’s Most Entertaining Kids’ Tour

Wildly funny, this educational and entertaining tour features the perfect blend of Asheville’s history and kid-centric comedy. Geared specifically toward the 5–12 year old crowd, you’ll explore the town with our famously outlandish tour guides leading the way.

  • Perfect for birthday parties
  • Makes for memorable school field trips
  • Magic, jokes, fun and more
  • Tickets are $17+ Tax per person
  • Beverages available for purchase at the LaZoom Room
  • Departs from 76 Biltmore Avenue
LaZoom_Logo__Kids

Asheville’s Most Entertaining Kids’ Tour

Wildly funny, this educational and entertaining tour features the perfect blend of Asheville’s history and kid-centric comedy. Geared specifically toward the 5–12 year old crowd, you’ll explore the town with our famously outlandish tour guides leading the way.

  • Perfect for birthday parties
  • Makes for memorable school field trips
  • Magic, jokes, fun and more
  • Tickets are $17+ Tax per person
  • Beverages available for purchase at the LaZoom Room
  • Departs from 76 Biltmore Avenue
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What You’ll Experience

Now’s your chance to bring the whole family on the big purple bus! Educational and entertaining, LaZoom’s Kids’ Comedy tour features a perfect blend of Asheville information and kid-centric comedy. Geared specifically towards the 5-12 year old crowd, you’ll learn about our city’s history and see the sights in true LaZoom style – complete with our famously outlandish tour guides, hilarious comedy skits, and all sorts of special appearances! Perfect for birthday parties or school field trips, it’s the best thing to do with your kids in Asheville. It’s a show on wheels!

Birds & The Bees

Lessons for the generations

Your kids will learn things about the bees that would make your obnoxious uncle blush!

As for the birds… we shall not discuss that in writing.

Odd Balls?

Our Guides Are Different

You’ll find that we’re full of interesting things! Or at least a bunch of hot air and some great facts about our fair city… as well as a few really corny jokes and perhaps a magic trick or two.

Adulting It Ain’t

Don’t Expect Maturity

We’re not here to teach your kids how to be grownup. On the contrary! Our goal is to entertain them, put crazy thoughts into their heads, wind them up and send them home for you to deal with! 

Limit 4 children per every adult ticket purchased.

Kid’s Comedy Tours run approximately 60 minutes. Passengers aged 3 years and under ride for free if they sit on an adult’s lap.

What You’ll Experience

Now’s your chance to bring the whole family on the big purple bus! Educational and entertaining, LaZoom’s Kids’ Comedy tour features a perfect blend of Asheville information and kid-centric comedy. Geared specifically towards the 5-12 year old crowd, you’ll learn about our city’s history and see the sights in true LaZoom style – complete with our famously outlandish tour guides, hilarious comedy skits, and all sorts of special appearances! Perfect for birthday parties or school field trips, it’s the best thing to do with your kids in Asheville. It’s a show on wheels!

Limit 4 children per every adult ticket purchased.

Kid’s Comedy Tours run approximately 60 minutes. Passengers aged 3 years and under ride for free if they sit on an adult’s lap.

  • Birds & The Bees

    Lessons for the generations

    Your kids will learn things about the bees that would make your obnoxious uncle blush!

    As for the birds… we shall not discuss that in writing.

  • Odd Balls?

    Our Guides Are Different

    You’ll find that we’re full of interesting things! Or at least a bunch of hot air and some great facts about our fair city… as well as a few really corny jokes and perhaps a magic trick or two.

  • Adulting It Ain’t

    Don’t Expect Maturity

    We’re not here to teach your kids how to be grownup. On the contrary! Our goal is to entertain them, put crazy thoughts into their heads, wind them up and send them home for you to deal with! 

Kids’ Comedy Tour

The Details

Kids’ Comedy Tour is every Saturday at 11am, and departs from the LaZoom Room at 76 Biltmore Avenue. The tour is 60 minutes long and includes no stops. The tour is hosted by a zany tour guide, and along the way other characters will hop on the bus and perform kid-centric sketches (Candy Pirate, Ninja, and a Levitator) The tour is not only fun – it’s educational! Kids and adults will learn new and interesting facts about Asheville along the way. There must be 1 adult for every 4 children. We do not allow any unaccompanied children. Children 3 and under do not need a ticket if they are sitting in an adults lap.

Price:
$17 + tax per person

Duration:
1 hour

Ages:
5-12 Years Old
There must be 1 adult for every 4 children.
We do not allow any unaccompanied children.
Children 3 and under do not need a ticket if they are sitting in an adults lap.

Departure Times:
Typically Saturdays at 11:00 AM
(See schedule here)

Departure/Return Location:
76 Biltmore Avenue, Asheville NC 28801
(The LaZoom Room)

Reservations are strongly recommended, as most tours sell out.

What’s Included:

Crazy funny guide
Off-bus characters
Fun facts about Asheville
Age-appropriate jokes

What’s Not Included:

Beverages (BYOB on bus, either from home or purchased from the LaZoom Room)
Bathroom breaks
Cash! Don’t forget to tip your guides!

$17 tickets can be purchased here or at the LaZoom Room, (76 Biltmore Avenue).

All tours depart from the LaZoom Room.

The Details

Kids’ Comedy Tour is every Saturday at 11am, and departs from the LaZoom Room at 76 Biltmore Avenue. The tour is 60 minutes long and includes no stops. The tour is hosted by a zany tour guide, and along the way other characters will hop on the bus and perform kid-centric sketches (Candy Pirate, Ninja, and a Levitator) The tour is not only fun – it’s educational! Kids and adults will learn new and interesting facts about Asheville along the way. There must be 1 adult for every 4 children. We do not allow any unaccompanied children. Children 3 and under do not need a ticket if they are sitting in an adults lap.

Price:
$17 + tax per person

Duration:
1 hour

Ages:
5-12 Years Old
There must be 1 adult for every 4 children.
We do not allow any unaccompanied children.
Children 3 and under do not need a ticket if they are sitting in an adults lap.

What’s Included:

Crazy funny guide
Off-bus characters
Fun facts about Asheville
Age-appropriate jokes

Departure Times:
Typically Saturdays at 11:00 AM
(See schedule here)

Departure/Return Location:
76 Biltmore Avenue, Asheville NC 28801
(The LaZoom Room)

Reservations are strongly recommended, as most tours sell out.

What’s Not Included:

Beverages (BYOB on bus, either from home or purchased from the LaZoom Room)
Bathroom breaks
Cash! Don’t forget to tip your guides!

$17 tickets can be purchased here or at the LaZoom Room, (76 Biltmore Avenue).

All tours depart from the LaZoom Room.

  • “Perfect comedy for both adults and kids! — My daughter and I had a great time on this. She’s newly 4 and most of the comedy went over her head, but she was thoroughly entertained. I laughed out loud several times, however!”

    DasLeben
  • “This tour was so much fun for our 3 year old’s birthday. The tour guide, Stupendous Stu, was hilarious! The kids were entertained and the parents were laughing the entire time. We highly recommend this for locals and visitors!”

    Rawson B
  • “I can’t recommend this tour enough. Or this company! LaZoom is the perfect way to see Asheville, learn a bit about the city and its history, and laugh your face off. The staff at LaZoom are really spectacular, and make every tour a memorable, safe and super enjoyable experience.”

    Veggiesplease84
  • “Great for kids of all ages. Our family did this as a birthday gift to Grandma. Oldest was 62 and youngest was 5. All enjoyed it. Got some history and learned about various areas we could visit.”

    Maria
  • “Perfect comedy for both adults and kids! — My daughter and I had a great time on this. She’s newly 4 and most of the comedy went over her head, but she was thoroughly entertained. I laughed out loud several times, however!”

    DasLeben
  • “This tour was so much fun for our 3 year old’s birthday. The tour guide, Stupendous Stu, was hilarious! The kids were entertained and the parents were laughing the entire time. We highly recommend this for locals and visitors!”

    Rawson B
  • “I can’t recommend this tour enough. Or this company! LaZoom is the perfect way to see Asheville, learn a bit about the city and its history, and laugh your face off. The staff at LaZoom are really spectacular, and make every tour a memorable, safe and super enjoyable experience.”

    Veggiesplease84
  • “Great for kids of all ages. Our family did this as a birthday gift to Grandma. Oldest was 62 and youngest was 5. All enjoyed it. Got some history and learned about various areas we could visit.”

    Maria

Laugh Staff

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Stupendous Stu
Guide

Mr. Stupendous is working hard on getting his magician’s license the only way he knows how, by riding a purple bus across town Asheville, performing his mediocre to amazing magic tricks! His mentor, Professor Amazepants, told Stu that practice makes perfect, but more importantly, to never give up and to follow your dreams. Stu’s wild energy, passion for all things hot-dog related and complete knowledge of Asheville is guaranteed to satisfy and enthrall kids of any age! Even big kids! Like, 40 year olds!

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Wanda
The Bus

Wanda is one of the first members of the LaZoom Family. LaZoom has three buses, but she started it all 13 years ago. Wanda is decked out from head to toe in purple, and can hold 40 folks comfortably. Be nice to Wanda, she’s our first love!

Kids will be very familiar with Wanda’s seating… But that’s about all she has in common with a regular school bus. If her walls could tell stories… We’d have to start paying for your child’s therapy!

But the ride would be totally worth it!

Laugh Staff

Kids_Guide__Stu

Stupendous Stu
Guide

Mr. Stupendous is working hard on getting his magician’s license the only way he knows how, by riding a purple bus across town Asheville, performing his mediocre to amazing magic tricks! His mentor, Professor Amazepants, told Stu that practice makes perfect, but more importantly, to never give up and to follow your dreams. Stu’s wild energy, passion for all things hot-dog related and complete knowledge of Asheville is guaranteed to satisfy and enthrall kids of any age! Even big kids! Like, 40 year olds!

Wanda1

Wanda
The Bus

Wanda is one of the first members of the LaZoom Family. LaZoom has three buses, but she started it all 13 years ago. Wanda is decked out from head to toe in purple, and can hold 40 folks comfortably. Be nice to Wanda, she’s our first love!

Kids will be very familiar with Wanda’s seating… But that’s about all she has in common with a regular school bus. If her walls could tell stories… We’d have to start paying for your child’s therapy!

But the ride would be totally worth it!

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The Fine Print

Tour Policies:

Limit 4 child tickets for every adult ticket purchased.
Passengers 3 years old and under ride for free if they sit on an adult’s lap.

We have a ticketless system, this email serves as your ticket and can be presented at boarding via paper copy or phone. Seating is first come, first served. If passengers are late to boarding, their tickets may be released and sold to another party at time of departure. If passengers are intoxicated at boarding, they will not be allowed to board and a refund will not be given.

Parking:

We do not have passenger parking at LaZoom Room and therefore recommend arriving downtown 30 minutes before your scheduled tour time to find parking. Additionally, Uber or Lyft is always a great option to avoid having to find parking.

PAID PARKING OPTIONS:

The paid lot surrounding LaZoom Room (we do not manage this lot), street meters, the Aloft Hotel or the garage up one block on Biltmore Ave.

What to Bring:

You’re welcome to bring snacks or beverages on the bus. The LaZoom Room has a great selection of snacks and non-alcoholic beverages for purchase to enjoy there or take on the bus.

Cancellation Policies:

Parties of 4 and fewer must cancel at least 24 hours prior to the tour to receive a full refund. Parties of 5 or more must cancel at least 4 days prior to the tour to receive a full refund. We do not offer refunds for reservations cancelled the day of the tour.

In the rare event that we have fewer than 9 passengers registered for a tour, we may have to cancel it. We do our best to make this decision at least 2 hours before departure time. All passengers will be notified of any cancellations via text, email and telephone. For this reason, please make sure that you have provided us with a good telephone number to reach you on the day of your tour.

The Fine Print

Tour Policies:

Limit 4 child tickets for every adult ticket purchased.
Passengers 3 years old and under ride for free if they sit on an adult’s lap.

We have a ticketless system, this email serves as your ticket and can be presented at boarding via paper copy or phone. Seating is first come, first served. If passengers are late to boarding, their tickets may be released and sold to another party at time of departure. If passengers are intoxicated at boarding, they will not be allowed to board and a refund will not be given.

Parking:

We do not have passenger parking at LaZoom Room and therefore recommend arriving downtown 30 minutes before your scheduled tour time to find parking. Additionally, Uber or Lyft is always a great option to avoid having to find parking.

PAID PARKING OPTIONS:

The paid lot surrounding LaZoom Room (we do not manage this lot), street meters, the Aloft Hotel or the garage up one block on Biltmore Ave.

What to Bring:

You’re welcome to bring snacks or beverages on the bus. The LaZoom Room has a great selection of snacks and non-alcoholic beverages for purchase to enjoy there or take on the bus.

Cancellation Policies:

Parties of 4 and fewer must cancel at least 24 hours prior to the tour to receive a full refund. Parties of 5 or more must cancel at least 4 days prior to the tour to receive a full refund. We do not offer refunds for reservations cancelled the day of the tour.

In the rare event that we have fewer than 9 passengers registered for a tour, we may have to cancel it. We do our best to make this decision at least 2 hours before departure time. All passengers will be notified of any cancellations via text, email and telephone. For this reason, please make sure that you have provided us with a good telephone number to reach you on the day of your tour.