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Take it or die
LaZoom Haunted Comedy Tour

Asheville’s Funniest Haunted Bus Tour

Grab a local beer, crucifix and a rubber chicken* —You might survive this hour long hilarious haunted ghost goof on Asheville.

  • Guided comedy bus tour of Haunted Asheville
  • 60 minutes; tours run nightly after dark
  • $26 per person (Ages 17+ only)
  • Departs from 76 Biltmore Avenue

*Legal Note: Crucifix not required to board the bus; we do not condone exorcisms, chickens, rubber, or any combination of the three.

LaZoom Haunted Comedy Tour

Asheville’s Funniest Haunted Bus Tour

Grab a local beer, crucifix and a rubber chicken* —You might survive this hour long hilarious haunted ghost goof on Asheville.

  • Guided comedy bus tour of Haunted Asheville
  • 60 minutes; tours run nightly after dark
  • $26 per person (Ages 17+ only)
  • Departs from 76 Biltmore Avenue

*Legal Note: Crucifix not required to board the bus; we do not condone exorcisms, chickens, rubber, or any combination of the three.

Haunted Comedy Tour

What You’ll Experience

A Big Purple Bus

If it wasn’t obvious, this is a bus tour. But with beer! BYOB

Murder Stories

People died here, sometimes it was brutal, other times, kind of funny.

Dead Guides

When our City Comedy tour guides get too old, we kill them and trap their spirits on the bus. Haha! Suckers.

Haunted Tours run approximately 60 minutes. Beer and wine are welcome onboard, but no open containers, and absolutely no liquor, please! All beer and wine must be opened and consumed on the bus. (Passengers must be at least 21 years old to drink on the bus, and must have valid ID.)

What You’ll Experience

See spooky entities (actors) and learn actual-for-real history about Asheville’s dark past. Board our bus, crack open a beer, and get in the inside scoop on what makes this town so ghostly, gruesome, and goofy.

  • A Big Purple Bus

    If it wasn’t obvious, this is a bus tour. But with beer! BYOB

  • Murder Stories

    People died here, sometimes it was brutal, other times, kind of funny.

  • Dead Guides

    When our City Comedy tour guides get too old, we kill them and trap their spirits on the bus. Haha! Suckers.

Haunted Tours run approximately 60 minutes. Beer and wine are welcome onboard, but no open containers, and absolutely no liquor, please! All beer and wine must be opened and consumed on the bus. (Passengers must be at least 21 years old to drink on the bus, and must have valid ID.)

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The Details

Explore the dark side of Beer City on LaZoom’s Haunted Tour! Learn about Asheville’s strange, sometimes sordid past from our ghoulish guides. You’ll laugh! You’ll scream! You’ll discover mysteries and chilling tales of scandal and murder on the blood-stained streets of this picturesque town!

Price:
$26 + tax per person — $23+ tax for locals and seniors

Duration:
1 hour

Ages:
We rate our Haunted Tour NC-17.
Passengers must be at least 17 years old to ride!

Departure Times:
Tours run daily
(See schedule here)

Departure/Return Location:
76 Biltmore Avenue, Asheville NC 28801 (The LaZoom Room)

*Groups of 10 or more can receive $2 discount when booking by calling 828-225-6932

What’s Included:

A bunch of bus seats
History of murders, ghosts and tragedies in the Land of the Sky
Tongue-in-cheek comedy
A live (not dead) tour guid

What’s Not Included:

Bathroom breaks (it’s 60 minutes long-plan accordingly!)
Beer or Wine (BYOB or purchase at LaZoom Room)
Laughing (we’ll give you the funny, but it’s up to you to laugh)
Gratuity (guides only accept dead president currency)

For those 21 and over, the $26 tickets can be purchased here or at the LaZoom Room, (76 Biltmore Avenue).

The Details

Explore the dark side of Beer City on LaZoom’s Haunted Tour! Learn about Asheville’s strange, sometimes sordid past from our ghoulish guides. You’ll laugh! You’ll scream! You’ll discover mysteries and chilling tales of scandal and murder on the blood-stained streets of this picturesque town!

Price:
$26 + tax per person — $23+ tax for locals and seniors

Duration:
1 hour

Ages:
We rate our Haunted Tour NC-17.
Passengers must be at least 17 years old to ride!

Departure Times:
Tours run daily
(See schedule here)

Departure/Return Location:
76 Biltmore Avenue, Asheville NC 28801 (The LaZoom Room)

*Groups of 10 or more can receive $2 discount when booking by calling 828-225-6932

What’s Included:

A bunch of bus seats
History of murders, ghosts and tragedies in the Land of the Sky
Tongue-in-cheek comedy
A live (not dead) tour guid

What’s Not Included:

Bathroom breaks (it’s 60 minutes long-plan accordingly!)
Beer or Wine (BYOB or purchase at LaZoom Room)
Laughing (we’ll give you the funny, but it’s up to you to laugh)
Gratuity (guides only accept dead president currency)

For those 21 and over, the $26 tickets can be purchased here or at the LaZoom Room, (76 Biltmore Avenue).

  • “Tour was recommended by friends who have done these more than once. Was not disappointed. We took the haunted comedy tour and had a great time. Would absolutely jump on board for another one on our next visit to Asheville.”

    Karen G
  • Being a tourist in your own town…
    We’ve lived in Asheville for over 10 years and the purple LaZoom buses are a fixture of downtown. But, we’ve never taken a tour. For Christmas we bought tours for us and several other friends (all locals), and it was a blast!
    So funny! All six of us had an amazing time. I’ll definitely recommend it for any of our friends or family coming to town for a visit. And, I’d happily go with them!”

    Katbert411
  • “Hysterical Gallows Humor…
    Innuendos and double entendres abounded as Ghoulish Gary entertained us with gallows humor in a slapstick style while the Brobdingnagian purple bus wound its way around the narrow streets of Asheville! This was a most entertaining experience that my family and friends truly enjoyed!”

    Buddy J
  • I’ve lived in Asheville for 2 years and being on the bus allowed me to real take a look at the Monford area and the comedy was great!

    Andrew W
  • “Tour was recommended by friends who have done these more than once. Was not disappointed. We took the haunted comedy tour and had a great time. Would absolutely jump on board for another one on our next visit to Asheville.”

    Karen G
  • Being a tourist in your own town…
    We’ve lived in Asheville for over 10 years and the purple LaZoom buses are a fixture of downtown. But, we’ve never taken a tour. For Christmas we bought tours for us and several other friends (all locals), and it was a blast!
    So funny! All six of us had an amazing time. I’ll definitely recommend it for any of our friends or family coming to town for a visit. And, I’d happily go with them!”

    Katbert411
  • “Hysterical Gallows Humor…
    Innuendos and double entendres abounded as Ghoulish Gary entertained us with gallows humor in a slapstick style while the Brobdingnagian purple bus wound its way around the narrow streets of Asheville! This was a most entertaining experience that my family and friends truly enjoyed!”

    Buddy J
  • I’ve lived in Asheville for 2 years and being on the bus allowed me to real take a look at the Monford area and the comedy was great!

    Andrew W

Our Crew

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Ghoulish Gary

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Dr. Vladmir Cutupandropoff XIV

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Bones

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Larry – The Bus

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Doug Jugglar

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Wanda – The Bus

Our Crew

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Ghoulish Gary

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Dr. Vladmir Cutupandropoff XIV

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Bones

Doug_Jugglar

Doug Jugglar

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Larry – The Bus

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Wanda – The Bus

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The Fine Print

Tour Policies:

We have a ticketless system, this email serves as your ticket and can be presented at boarding via paper copy or phone. Seating is first come, first served. If passengers are late to boarding, their tickets may be released and sold to another party at time of departure. If passengers are intoxicated at boarding, they will not be allowed to board and a refund will not be given.

Parking:

We do not have passenger parking at LaZoom Room and therefore recommend arriving downtown 30 minutes before your scheduled tour time to find parking. Additionally, Uber or Lyft is always a great option to avoid having to find parking.

PAID PARKING OPTIONS:

The paid lot surrounding LaZoom Room (we do not manage this lot), street meters, the Aloft Hotel or the garage up one block on Biltmore Ave.

What to Bring:

You’re welcome to bring snacks or beverages on the bus. Beer and wine are allowed on board, but not liquor. The LaZoom Room has a great selection of beer, wine, snacks and non-alcoholic beverages for purchase to enjoy there or take on the bus.

Passengers over 21 need ID if they intend to drink alcoholic beverages on the bus. If you’re booking a “Local” ticket, you will be expected to provide an Asheville ID or proof of Asheville residency at boarding.

Cancellation Policies:

Parties of 4 and fewer must cancel at least 24 hours prior to the tour to receive a full refund. Parties of 5 or more must cancel at least 4 days prior to the tour to receive a full refund. We do not offer refunds for reservations cancelled the day of the tour.

In the rare event that we have fewer than 9 passengers registered for a tour, we may have to cancel it. We do our best to make this decision at least 2 hours before departure time. All passengers will be notified of any cancellations via text, email and telephone. For this reason, please make sure that you have provided us with a good telephone number to reach you on the day of your tour.

The Fine Print

Tour Policies:

We have a ticketless system, this email serves as your ticket and can be presented at boarding via paper copy or phone. Seating is first come, first served. If passengers are late to boarding, their tickets may be released and sold to another party at time of departure. If passengers are intoxicated at boarding, they will not be allowed to board and a refund will not be given.

Parking:

We do not have passenger parking at LaZoom Room and therefore recommend arriving downtown 30 minutes before your scheduled tour time to find parking. Additionally, Uber or Lyft is always a great option to avoid having to find parking.

PAID PARKING OPTIONS:

The paid lot surrounding LaZoom Room (we do not manage this lot), street meters, the Aloft Hotel or the garage up one block on Biltmore Ave.

What to Bring:

You’re welcome to bring snacks or beverages on the bus. Beer and wine are allowed on board, but not liquor. The LaZoom Room has a great selection of beer, wine, snacks and non-alcoholic beverages for purchase to enjoy there or take on the bus.

Passengers over 21 need ID if they intend to drink alcoholic beverages on the bus. If you’re booking a “Local” ticket, you will be expected to provide an Asheville ID or proof of Asheville residency at boarding.

Cancellation Policies:

Parties of 4 and fewer must cancel at least 24 hours prior to the tour to receive a full refund. Parties of 5 or more must cancel at least 4 days prior to the tour to receive a full refund. We do not offer refunds for reservations cancelled the day of the tour.

In the rare event that we have fewer than 9 passengers registered for a tour, we may have to cancel it. We do our best to make this decision at least 2 hours before departure time. All passengers will be notified of any cancellations via text, email and telephone. For this reason, please make sure that you have provided us with a good telephone number to reach you on the day of your tour.