Fun for the
whole family

(The dysfunctional, weird, laugh-at-anything family)

Wildly funny, this educational and entertaining tour features the perfect blend of Asheville’s history and kid-centric comedy. Geared specifically toward the 5–12 year old crowd, you’ll explore the town with our famously outlandish tour guides leading the way.

  • Perfect for birthday parties
  • Makes for memorable school field trips
  • Magic, jokes, fun and more
  • Tickets are $17+ Tax per person
  • Beverages available for purchase at the LaZoom Room
  • Departs from 76 Biltmore Avenue

What You’ll experience

 

Now’s your chance to bring the whole family on the big purple bus! Educational and entertaining, LaZoom’s Kids’ Comedy tour features a perfect blend of Asheville information and kid-centric comedy. Geared specifically towards the 5-12 year old crowd, you’ll learn about our city’s history and see the sights in true LaZoom style – complete with our famously outlandish tour guides, hilarious comedy skits, and all sorts of special appearances! Perfect for birthday parties or school field trips, it’s the best thing to do with your kids in Asheville. It’s a show on wheels!

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ODDBALL Guides

 

Stupendous Stu makes a balloon animal for one of the riders on our Kids' Comedy Tour

You’ll find that we’re full of interesting things! Or at least a bunch of hot air and some great facts about our fair city… as well as a few really corny jokes and perhaps a magic trick or two.

Adulting it Ain’t

 

We’re not here to teach your kids how to be grown up. On the contrary! Our goal is to entertain them, put crazy thoughts into their heads, wind them up and send them home for you to deal with!

The Details

Kids’ Comedy Tour is every Saturday at 11am, and departs from the LaZoom Room at 76 Biltmore Avenue. The tour is 60 minutes long and includes no stops. The tour is hosted by a zany tour guide, and along the way other characters will hop on the bus and perform kid-centric sketches (Candy Pirate, Ninja, and a Levitator) The tour is not only fun – it’s educational! Kids and adults will learn new and interesting facts about Asheville along the way. There must be 1 adult for every 4 children. We do not allow any unaccompanied children. Children 3 and under do not need a ticket if they are sitting in an adults lap.

Price:
$17 + tax per person

Duration:
1 hour

Ages:
5-12 Years Old
There must be 1 adult for every 4 children.
We do not allow any unaccompanied children.
Children 3 and under do not need a ticket if they are sitting in an adults lap.

What’s Included:
Crazy funny guide
Off-bus characters
Fun facts about Asheville
Age-appropriate jokes

Departure Times:
Typically Saturdays at 11:00 AM

See schedule here

Departure/Return Location:
76 Biltmore Avenue, Asheville NC 28801
(The LaZoom Room)

Reservations are strongly recommended, as most tours sell out.

What’s Not Included:
Beverages (BYOB on bus, either from home or purchased from the LaZoom Room)
Bathroom breaks
Cash! Don’t forget to tip your guides!

The Fine Print

Tour Policies:

We have a ticketless system, this email serves as your ticket and can be presented at boarding via paper copy or phone. Seating is first come, first served. If passengers are late to boarding, their tickets may be released and sold to another party at time of departure. If passengers are intoxicated at boarding, they will not be allowed to board and a refund will not be given.

Parking:

We do not have passenger parking at LaZoom Room and therefore recommend arriving downtown 30 minutes before your scheduled tour time to find parking. Additionally, Uber or Lyft is always a great option to avoid having to find parking.

Paid Parking Options:

The paid lot surrounding LaZoom Room (we do not manage this lot), street meters, the Aloft Hotel or the garage up one block on Biltmore Ave.

What to Bring:

You’re welcome to bring snacks or beverages on the bus. Beer and wine purchased from The LaZoom Room are allowed on board. We do not allow outside alcoholic beverages on the bus. The LaZoom Room has a great selection of beer, wine, snacks and non-alcoholic beverages for purchase to enjoy there or take on the bus.

Passengers over 21 need ID if they intend to drink alcoholic beverages on the bus. If you’re booking a “Local” ticket, you will be expected to provide an Asheville ID or proof of Asheville residency at boarding.

Cancellation Policies:

Parties of 4 and fewer must cancel at least 24 hours prior to the tour to receive a full refund. Parties of 5 or more must cancel at least 4 days prior to the tour to receive a full refund. We do not offer refunds for reservations cancelled the day of the tour.

In the rare event that we have fewer than 9 passengers registered for a tour, we may have to cancel it. We do our best to make this decision at least 2 hours before departure time. All passengers will be notified of any cancellations via text, email and telephone. For this reason, please make sure that you have provided us with a good telephone number to reach you on the day of your tour