Asheville’s Deadliest Diva Awaits
Siren of the French Broad, Lorelei Killsmore lures mortals with song and sass. Equal parts enchantress and menace, she flips kayakers by day and lures in unsuspecting tourists onto LaZoom with her sweet serenade.
Fearsome, fishy, farty… she’s Asheville’s deadliest diva
GOING Deep
5 Questions With Lorelei Killsmore
Where did you come from?
“My daddy fornicated with the fish in the 1780s and I’ve called the river home ever since.”
What’s your greatest strength?
“My vocal stylings can make grown men pledge their souls and grown women follow my Get Ready With Me’s. Also, forearms.”
Who’s your worst enemy?
“Adele, because she might be a better singer. And A Dell, because they are shit computers.”
What do you crave most in Asheville?
“A heart that bleeds only for me, prepared by a simp of a line cook at The Admiral… and a Moon Pie from the Hot Spot.”
Why should mortals join your tour?
“You gotta kink for scales, don’t you?”
Killer Tracks
A Mixtape From the Murky Depths
See Lorelei only on LaZoom’s
Tour
Step aboard Asheville’s most outrageous ride into the afterlife. The Ghosted Tour blends hair-raising ghost stories with gut-busting comedy, all performed by a cast of unhinged supernatural misfits. This is not your grandmother’s haunted history tour! It is a rolling theater of chaos, drinks, and bone rattling laughter. Expect ghost lore twisted with punchlines, creepy landmarks turned into punchy set pieces, and characters so weird you will swear they followed you home. Guests must be at least 17 years old to ride.
