LaZoom Haunted Bus Tour

You think you know Asheville? You’re dead wrong.

Explore the dark side of Beer City on LaZoom’s Haunted Tour! Learn about Asheville’s strange, sometimes sordid past from our ghoulish guides. You’ll laugh! You’ll scream! You’ll discover mysteries and chilling tales of scandal and murder on the blood-stained streets of this picturesque town!

Bachelorette and Bachelor Parties are NOT allowed on our comedy tours! Please see our Band & Beer Bus tours, where you can talk, carry on and won’t be interrupting the show.

Haunted Tours run approximately 60 minutes. Beer and wine are welcome onboard, but no open containers, and absolutely no liquor, please! All beer and wine must be opened and consumed on the bus. (Passengers must be at least 21 years old to drink on the bus, and must have valid ID.)

We rate our Haunted Tour NC-17. Passengers must be at least 17 years old to ride! Content is adult-oriented and not for the faint of heart or easily offended! (We’re serious—for funny people, that is. Anyone under the age of 17 will not be allowed to board LaZoom, even if a ticket has been purchased for him or her. And any such ticket will not be refunded!)

Do dress warmly, as the bus is open to the elements even on brisk evenings. (In cold weather, the windows can be closed.)

Booking a party of 20 or more? Please call 828-225-6932.

This October... We've got something special planned! Book your tour now!

There’s a killer on the loose in Asheville.
But who is it?
And why are they stalking the purple bus? 


LaZoom’s year round Haunted Comedy Tour is getting an injection of slasher movie tropes just in time for Halloween. 
 
Things might get scary! Or at least funny scary. A masked killer is on the loose, wreaking havoc on the passengers and crew. Or maybe he’s just on a fall foliage vacation? Freddy Krueger is in town, but he’s not killing dreamy teens anymore, and a certain young lady who crawls out of TVs is hanging around the Grove Arcade.
 
This  adult’s only comedy tour is hosted by a funny-scary tour guide (Ghoulish Gary, Dr. Vladimir Cutupandropoff XIV, Bones Boudreaux, and Count Doug Jugular) and showcases Asheville’s seedy underbelly and bloody past. Along the way, riders hear stories of Asheville’s murders, hangings, and unsolved mysteries. 
Tickets are $26 (plus tax). Must be 17 years old or older to ride. Reservations are strongly encouraged. 
 
Haunted Tours run approximately 60 minutes. Beer and wine are welcome onboard, but no open containers, and absolutely no liquor, please! All beer and wine must be opened and consumed on the bus. (Passengers must be at least 21 years old to drink on the bus, and must have valid ID.)
 
Departs from the LaZoom Room at 76 Biltmore Avenue in downtown Asheville. The tour runs nightly through October. 

Bachelorette and Bachelor Parties are NOT allowed on our comedy tours! Please see our Band & Beer Bus tours, where you can talk, carry on and won’t be interrupting the show.

We rate our Haunted Tour NC-17. Passengers must be at least 17 years old to ride! Content is adult-oriented and not for the faint of heart or easily offended! (We’re serious—for funny people, that is. Anyone under the age of 17 will not be allowed to board LaZoom, even if a ticket has been purchased for him or her. And any such ticket will not be refunded!)

Do dress warmly, as the bus is open to the elements even on brisk evenings. (In cold weather, the windows can be closed.)

Booking a party of 20 or more? Please call 828-225-6932.