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LaZoom Haunted Comedy Bus Tour

You think you know Asheville? You’re dead wrong.

Explore the dark side of Beer City on LaZoom’s Haunted Tour! Learn about Asheville’s strange, sometimes sordid past from our ghoulish guides. You’ll laugh! You’ll scream! You’ll discover mysteries and chilling tales of scandal and murder on the blood-stained streets of this picturesque town!

LaZoom Haunted Comedy Tour presents Classic Monster Ball, Asheville Edition 

September 30th through October 31st, Nightly

  • $23 adults, $22 locals, $22 seniors
  • Length: 60 Minutes
  • $10 Gift Card for riders that dress up as Classic Movie Monsters
  • Must be 17+

LaZoom’s year round Haunted Comedy tour gets a retro Halloween makeover for the month of October. The revamped tour will feature classic movie monsters and end with a Classic Monster Ball at the LaZoom Room on Halloween night.

Riders are encouraged to dress up as their favorite movie monster for these limited edition tours and will be rewarded with a $10 gift card for drinks and snacks at the LaZoom Room. 

LaZoom’s award winning haunted comedy tour has been a downtown attraction since 2010. The one hour adult’s only comedy tour is hosted by a funny-scary tour guide (Ghoulish Gary, Dr. Vladimir Cutupandropoff XIV, and brand new this year – Bones Boudreaux). The tour showcases Asheville’s seedy underbelly and bloody past. Along the way, riders hear stories of Asheville’s murders, hangings, unsolved mysteries usually encounter local legends such as The Grove Park’s Pink Lady  and are haunted by the “ghost” of James Taylor. (Yes, we know he’s still among the living.) 

Beginning September 30th, the typical cameos will be replaced with the monsters made famous by Universal Studios in the 1930s and 1940s. The tour will follow the usual route downtown, but riders will be treated to Frankenstein’s Monster, Wolfman, and other classic horror creature as they try to plan a Monster’s Ball in Asheville.

If you need a costume, head to Halloween Express at the Asheville Mall, mention your costume is for the LaZoom Tour, and they’ll give you 10% off your purchase.

 

 

We’re so excited to bring some of these classic monsters back to life on the streets of Asheville. Our Haunted tours around Halloween are a big attraction for both locals and tourists. We can’t wait to look out into the audience and see some of the classic monsters staring back at us, whoa. It’s going to be great!
– Jen Lauzon owner, operator, and founder

After the final tour on Halloween, The LaZoom Room will be transformed into the Monster’s Ball. There will be a costume contest, drink specials, and a DJ Mad Sci spinning spooky grooves from the grave from 8pm to Midnight. Admission is $5

Bachelorette and Bachelor Parties are NOT allowed on our comedy tours! Please see our Band & Beer Bus tours, where you can talk, carry on and won’t be interrupting the show.

Haunted Tours run approximately 60 minutes. Beer and wine are welcome on board, but absolutely no liquor, please! All beer and wine must be opened and consumed on the bus. Passengers must be at least 21 years old to drink on the bus, and must have valid ID.

We rate our Haunted Tour NC-17. Passengers must be at least 17 years old to ride! Content is adult-oriented and not for the faint of heart or easily offended! Anyone under the age of 17 will not be allowed to board LaZoom, even if a ticket has been purchased for him or her. Any such ticket will not be refunded!

Dress warmly, as the bus is open to the elements even on brisk evenings. (In cold weather, the windows can be closed.)

Reservations are strongly recommended, as most tours sell out. (Tickets may be purchased at boarding if seating is available.)

Haunted Tours depart from the LaZoom Room at 76 Biltmore Avenue in downtown Asheville. If the website is only allowing you to purchase one seat for this tour, that is because only one seat remains available.

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