- LaZoom Comedy Tours rated "excellent" by 51 travelers
Hop on LaZoom's iconic purple bus and find the funny side of Asheville. Our city wide afternoon and evening tours are historical and hysterical, feature outlandish comedy skits, entertaining tour guides, loads of Asheville information and much more. You've never taken a tour like this before - it's a show on wheels! So grab your favorite beverage (or a local Asheville Brew) and do what the locals do... "Get on the Big Purple Bus!"
Standard tour length is 90 minutes with a 10 minute break in the middle. Comedy is, at times, PG-13.
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and sordid past with LaZoom. Laugh and scream along as your adventurous tour guide uncovers mysteries, tells tales of murder, deceit, scandals, and ghosts, spilling Asheville's blood right before your very eyes. </p><p>Bring your camera, you're <strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">GUARANTEE</span></strong><strong><u>D</u></strong> to see a ghost.</p><p>Tours are 60 minutes long and depart from the <strong>Thirsty Monk Pub @ 92 Patton Ave., downtown</strong></p><p><strong>This is an adult only tour, ALL PASSENGERS MUST BE 17 YEARS OLD! 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