Testimonials

"Every aspect of dealing with your company was pleasurable and easy... I will be contacting you to set a date for another tour."
- Doug Fraley (Kalispell, MT)

"It was truly a unique experience and one that I would recommend without hesitation."
- J. Taliaferro (Charlottesville, VA)

"We had a fantastic night! Friends are calling saying it was the most fun they have ever had at a birthday party. Wow."
- Abbie Richardson (Asheville, NC)

Private Tour Bus Rental

Tour Bus Rental and Special Event Rates, for more information email Kelly at: kellylazoom@gmail.com or call her at 828-225-6932.  

 

City Comedy Tour: It's more than a tour. It's a show!                       

Find the funny side of Asheville. Our city wide afternoon and evening tours are historical and hysterical, feature ourlandish comedy skits, entertaining tour guides, loads of Asheville information and much more.  You've never taken a tour like this before - it's a show in wheels!  So grab your favorite beverage (or a local Asheville Brew) and do what the locals do... "Get on the Big Purple Bus!"

Standard tour length is 90 minutes with a 10 minute break in the middle.

The bus seats 40 adults

All tours have an additional 17% gratuity charge and 7% tax added to rental fee. 

Private City Tour Rental Fees:

   Sunday- Thursday- $650 (plus 17% gratuity $110.50 and $45.50 tax), total of $806

    Friday- Saturday- $750 (plus 17% gratuity $127.50 and $52.50 tax), total of $930

*** There is an additional $50 fee if you wish for the tour to depart from somewhere other than our designated departure location, unfortunately Saturday tours cannot change their departure location.

 

Adult Only Haunted Comedy Tour: Real Stories, Real Scary, Real FUNNY!

            

Get on the bus after dark and explore Asheville's strange and sordid past with LaZOOM's Haunted Comedy Tour of Asheville.  We've got all the stories and are dieing to share them with you! Brought to you by a tour guide with a huge sense of adventure, laugh and scream along as your he uncovers mysteries, tells tales of murder, deceit, scandals, and ghosts, spilling Asheville's blood right before your very eyes.

Bring your camera, you're GUARANTEED to see a ghost.

Standard tour length is 60 minutes. 

The bus seats 40 adults

All tours have an additional 17% gratuity charge and 7% tax added to rental fee. 

Private Haunted Tour Rental Fees:

   Sunday- Thursday- $600 (plus 17% gratuity $102 and $42 tax), total of $744

   Friday- Saturday- $700 (plus 17% gratuity $119 and $49 tax), total of $868

*** There is an additional fee if you wish for the tour to depart from somewhere other than our designated departure location, unfortunately Saturday tours cannot change their departure location.

 

Shuttle Services

You may rent the bus without entertainment for transportation.

Shuttle Bus (without entertainment)$325 for the first 2 hours, with a 2 hour minimum.  $110 per additional hour. An additional 10% gratuity charge and 7% tax will be added to the final cost of the shuttle.

Unfortunately, we do not offer shuttle services after 12pm on Saturdays.